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11th September 2013: The world's gone mad and I'm the only one who knows
13th August 2013: Black is white. Fact. End of.
11th August 2013: Electric cars, not as green as they're painted?
18th June 2013: Wrinklies unite, you have nothing to lose but your walking frames!
17th May 2013: Some actual FACTS about climate change (for a change) from actual scientists ...
10th May 2013: An article about that poison gas, carbon dioxide, and other scientific facts (not) ...
10th May 2013: We need to see past the sex and look at the crimes: is justice being served?
8th May 2013: So, who would you trust to treat your haemorrhoids, Theresa May?
8th May 2013: Why should citizens in the 21st Century fear the law so much?
30th April 2013: What the GOS says today, the rest of the world realises tomorrow ...
30th April 2013: You couldn't make it up, could you? Luckily you don't need to ...
29th April 2013: a vote for NONE OF THE ABOVE, because THE ABOVE are crap ...
28th April 2013: what goes around, comes around?
19th April 2013: everyone's a victim these days ...
10th April 2013: Thatcher is dead; long live Thatcher!
8th April 2013: Poor people are such a nuisance. Just give them loads of money and they'll go away ...
26th March 2013: Censorship is alive and well and coming for you ...
25th March 2013: Just do your job properly, is that too much to ask?
25th March 2013: So, what do you think caused your heterosexuality?
20th March 2013: Feminists - puritans, hypocrites or just plain stupid?
18th March 2013: How Nazi Germany paved the way for modern governance?
13th March 2013: Time we all grew up and lived in the real world ...
12th March 2013: Hindenburg crash mystery solved? - don't you believe it!
6th March 2013: Is this the real GOS?
5th March 2013: All that's wrong with taxes
25th February 2013: The self-seeking MP who is trying to bring Britain down ...
24th February 2013: Why can't newspapers just tell the truth?
22nd February 2013: Trial by jury - a radical proposal
13th February 2013: A little verse for two very old people ...
6th February 2013: It's not us after all, it's worms
6th February 2013: Now here's a powerful argument FOR gay marriage ...
4th February 2013: There's no such thing as equality because we're not all the same ...
28th January 2013: Global Warming isn't over - IT'S HIDING!
25th January 2013: Global Warmers: mad, bad and dangerous to know ...
25th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
19th January 2013: We STILL haven't got our heads straight about gays ...
16th January 2013: Bullying ego-trippers, not animal lovers ...
11th January 2013: What it's like being English ...
7th January 2013: Bleat, bleat, if it saves the life of just one child ...
7th January 2013: How best to put it? 'Up yours, Argentina'?
7th January 2013: Chucking even more of other people's money around ...
6th January 2013: Chucking other people's money around ...
30th December 2012: The BBC is just crap, basically ...
30th December 2012: We mourn the passing of a genuine Grumpy Old Sod ...
30th December 2012: How an official body sets out to ruin Christmas ...
16th December 2012: Why should we pardon Alan Turing when he did nothing wrong?
15th December 2012: When will social workers face up to their REAL responsibility?
15th December 2012: Unfair trading by a firm in Bognor Regis ...
14th December 2012: Now the company that sells your data is pretending to act as watchdog ...
7th December 2012: There's a war between cars and bikes, apparently, and  most of us never noticed!
26th November 2012: The bottom line - social workers are just plain stupid ...
20th November 2012: So, David Eyke was right all along, then?
15th November 2012: MPs don't mind dishing it out, but when it's them in the firing line ...
14th November 2012: The BBC has a policy, it seems, about which truths it wants to tell ...
12th November 2012: Big Brother, coming to a school near you ...
9th November 2012: Yet another celebrity who thinks, like Jimmy Saville, that he can behave just as he likes because he's famous ...
5th November 2012: Whose roads are they, anyway? After all, we paid for them ...
7th May 2012: How politicians could end droughts at a stroke if they chose ...
6th May 2012: The BBC, still determined to keep us in a fog of ignorance ...
2nd May 2012: A sense of proportion lacking?
24th April 2012: Told you so, told you so, told you so ...
15th April 2012: Aah, sweet ickle polar bears in danger, aah ...
15th April 2012: An open letter to Anglian Water ...
30th March 2012: Now they want to cure us if we don't believe their lies ...
28th February 2012: Just how useful is a degree? Not very.
27th February 2012: ... so many ways to die ...
15th February 2012: DO go to Jamaica because you definitely WON'T get murdered with a machete. Ms Fox says so ...
31st January 2012: We don't make anything any more
27th January 2012: There's always a word for it, they say, and if there isn't we'll invent one
26th January 2012: Literary criticism on GOS? How posh!
12th December 2011: Plain speaking by a scientist about the global warming fraud
9th December 2011: Who trusts scientists? Apart from the BBC, of course?
7th December 2011: All in all, not a good week for British justice ...
9th November 2011: Well what d'you know, the law really IS a bit of an ass ...

 

 
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The recent gun massacre in Virginia has already sparked calls for greater gun control in America - a pretty obvious reaction as guns are so readily available there, but probably doomed to failure in the face of opposition from the powerful gun lobby. The same thing happened here after Hungerford and the Dunblane tragedy, but this doesn't seem to have had much effect on the availability of handguns to black youths in South London and elsewhere.
 
And no doubt it won't be long before people start bleating about violent movies and video games, and how they make young people go to school and murder their teachers and classmates. It's not a very logical argument, though. When 14-year-old Stefan Pakeerah was bludgeoned to death in a park, his parents started a campaign to get the video-game "Manhunt" banned, claiming that it had contributed to the murderer's deadly frame of mind, and completely ignoring the fact that Leicestershire police found the game in the victim's bedroom, not the murderer's.
 
And if violent films cause people to go out and become murderers, how come the same effect isn't observed in other aspects of human behaviour? Did "Jaws" stop people going in the sea? After the screening of "Superman" was there a sudden rash of young men throwing themselves off tall buildings? Did "The Matrix" cause adolescent boys to don black suits and sunglasses and try to crawl into the CD-ROM drawer of their computer? Does reading Jane Austen convert you overnight into someone who can talk in whole sentences with loads of dependent sub-clauses and rather twee pronunciation? Does reading the Bible make you good?
 
The answer is no, of course. It's far more likely that if you're psychologically flawed in favour of mindless violence, your favourite viewing will be full of guns and mutilation. If you're already literate and articulate, you can cope with "Pride and Prejudice" but if you're not, you'll go to considerable lengths to avoid it. If you think black suits and sunglasses make you able to run up walls, you'll love "The Matrix" while more normal people will just be bemused. If you're a narrow-minded bigot who needs something to justify your crummy beliefs, you'll wallow in the Bible like a pig in muck. If you think a man in a cape can really fly, you're a very sad and stupid person.
 
No, it's no use trying to fathom out the roots and causes of Cho Seung-hai's lunacy, or trying to lay the blame at any door except that of the killer himself. He thought that getting a gun and shooting lots of people was a way to solve his problems, and would make him feel better. At the same time he wasn't completely stupid and probably knew it wouldn't solve his problems, and wouldn't make him feel better. He was a madman, pure and simple. No point analysing why, or trying to "cure" him. Put him down, and move on. He knew that. That's why he shot himself.
 
It makes you wonder, doesn't it, whether gun controls are ever likely to be really effective? So we were very interested to read this letter in Saturday's Telegraph ...
 
"Worldwide there is no correlation between firearms availability and homicide rates.
 
Ukraine has almost total gun control, but the murder rate there is twice that of America. Mexico has more restrictive gun laws than the United States, but its murder rate is nearly three times as high. Switzerland, where every household has an army rifle, has a murder rate one third lower than that of Great Britain.
 
Murder rates are cultural. America's murder rate is higher than Britain's because, despite recent immigration into Britain, it has many more diverse subcultures including some that accept and even glorify violence. Southern "death before dishonour" boys and urban drug cultures are two examples, with homicide rates resembling war zones.
 
By contrast, the New England descendants of English emigrants, whose culture is closest to the mother country, settle their differences at law and have homicide rates quite similar to those seen in Britain.
 
Dale McIntyre, Oklahoma, USA"

 
This all has the ring of truth, although McIntyre may be underestimating the importance of violent ethnic minority cultures in the UK. Crumbs, there's a thing. An American actually talking sense?
 
He may also be underestimating the alienation felt by thousands of Grumpy Old Sods in the UK today. There's one here who often feels that if he had a gun, he'd damn well use it. OK, maybe shooting people wouldn't really make him feel better, but it's worth a try.
 
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